"This one time we were in Dallas, TX, and Rachel Starr the pornstar came to the show. I invited her, and after the show, I told her that I was really horny. So, she went and got me some girls and brought them back to the bus. She was on some straight-up girl on girl shit, like slappin’ bitches asses, makin’ them put it in my face. She got me laid that night. That was a straight assist right there. I think that was the most epic tour bus assist."