Lance Armstrong's had a rough couple of months. The USADA stripped him of his seven Tour de France titles, he stands to lose millions of dollars in endorsement deals, and was told earlier this month that his lifetime doping ban prevents him from running the 2012 Chicago Marathon.
But today's his 41st birthday and we could give him a gift by proclaiming his badassness. Or, maybe, we'll rain on his party—because nobody likes to be called a jackass on their birthday. Check out our slide-by-slide examination of Lance Armstrong's character to determine whether he's a badass or jackass.