In a network full of clownish buffoons, ESPN's "Fantasy Expert" Matthew Berry is easily the most pathetic. At lunchtime on the Bristol campus, Kirk Herbstreit and Sage Steele clank martini glasses at the cool kids table while this guy wolfs down a ham and cheese sandwich by himself in a bathroom stall. 

In September of 2011, fantasy football related page views accounted for more than half of's overall traffic. As a consequence, the network gives this bozo more air time than Jon Gruden during football season.

If you're into music, maybe you're inspired by Jimi Hendrix. If you're a movie buff, maybe you admire Martin Scorsese. But if you're into fantasy football, Matthew Berry is your messiah and that's really fucking sad. Our hearts would break for you if you weren't such a jackass.