Sport: Basketball
Career: 1979-1991
Reminds Us Of: Kenny Powers' weirder, uglier older brother
Before you go complaining about David Stern's NBA tenure, take a moment to acknowledge the good things he's done for the league. For instance, did you know that before Stern became commissioner in 1984, there was a "Plumber Quota," wherein each team was forced to play at least one local plumber? Rigging the lottery doesn't seem so bad now, does it?