Date: 2011
Being the Renaissance man that he is, Delonte is able to both ball out on the court and spit hot fire in the booth. "Ford '96 SS, man that shit is slick homes/Speaking of them slick homes, tags say Home Depot."

If Pete Rose can get a reality show just for having a hot girlfriend, then shouldn't there be people documenting Delonte's day-to-day life? Like you wouldn't watch? #dontlie