Team: Oakland A's
Position: Centerfield
Billy Beane gets a lot of undeserved credit for being a mastermind GM. The A's have never really won anything under him and that whole Moneyball thing is a farce. Brad Pitt and the fat guy from Superbad were lucky enough to draft three Cy Young-caliber pitchers and had a shortstop 'roiding out of his mind. Don't believe everything you see in movies. Anyway, if Beane wants to continue destroying the franchise so they can move the team to another city, he'll trade Cespedes, the Cuban defector he signed this past offseason to a 4-year/$36 million contract. The legit five tool player is reportedly on the block; if he ends up on a contending team, you won't need us to tell you about him.