In September 2006, Paris was pulled over and arrested for DUI. “It's nothing. I just really wanted an In-N-Out burger,” she explained to Ryan Seacrest the next day on his radio show (this was in that regrettable era of U.S. history when she was relevant-ish and invited on popular programs). But we're calling her bluff: that weird Carl's Jr. commercial, in which she inhales a jumbo-size burger, must have fulfilled her lifetime quota of hamburger consumption (i.e., one).