Would you want a messed-up Mike Tyson jumping on the hood of your car? No, it's not a scene from the next Hangover installment-it's what happened to some poor guy in late 2004 outside a nightclub in Scottsdale, Arizona. For some reason (probably alcohol), the troubled ex-heavyweight champion hopped on the hood of a stranger's Toyota coupe, yelling and banging his fists against it-not surprisingly, causing about $1,500 in damage. A person of normal strength and stature probably would've only made a tiny dent, but Tyson was booked on a misdemeanor criminal damage count.