Drunk driving was actually probably the least of Mel's worries when he was pulled over in 2006 and went on the anti-Semitic tirade heard 'round the world. That incident undoubtedly led to his wife of almost 30 years filing for divorce, which led to the outing of his brief dalliance with Oksana Gregorieva, which led to a messy split, which led to those publicized rage-filled voicemails he left Oksana and a restraining order against him. If only, that night he was arrested in Malibu, he'd stopped at yelling “What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?” to a female police officer.