Charles Barkley was arrested in December 2008 after he was pulled over for running a stop sign and had a blood alcohol level content of 0.149. Why the rush, Charles? Well, as he explained to the cop: "I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job." (The presumed lucky lady was in the passenger seat.) While we didn't really need that imagery floating around in our head, we guess it's better than a racist, sexist, career-demolishing rant?