If someone broke into your car and stole your wallet containing your driver's license, your credit cards, and your cash, what would you do? Call the cops? Well, that's because you're not Chad Ochocinco. His truck got broken into yesterday and the thief made off with his wallet, which he'd left in the center console. And, in true Ochocinco style, he responded by putting this video together and sending it out to his Twitter followers (Warning: Some of the language in the video is NSFW). Let's just say he was most upset about the thief making off with his gold Starbucks card.

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