Reporter: Suzy Kolber
Year: 2003
Not all transformations are as lovely as a caterpillar becoming a butterfly. Take for example Broadway Joe's transformation from NFL legend to pervy uncle on live TV. During a sideline interview with Suzy Kolber, a clearly intoxicated Namath strayed from his bumbling analysis of Chad Pennington and said, "I want to kiss you." Kolber manages an uncomfortable smile and gains some distance from the tumescent creep with a Curtis Martin-like stiff arm.