Cinco de Mayo (like St. Patrick’s Day) is one of those cultural holidays that gringo Americans observe by blacking out and vomiting in cabs. So, in honor of frivolously celebrating that which we don’t understand, we’ve naturally paired Cinco de Mayo with soccer. Oh, and we added really hot chicks—you know—so you'd "read" it. Enjoy!

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