Wifey of: Elton Brand, Philadelphia 76ers
You can say whatever you want about Brand's deterioration since coming to Philly, he still has himself a winner with Seneca. They met back in college at Duke and Brand wifed her up in 2006. We hate on Dukies a lot but Elton gets props for scooping up this Halle Berry-esque dime. *cues the soundtrack*