Why It's Awesome: There are very few dance moves that an automobile can do, but the pirouette is one. Also, if you know how to do it, it sets you apart as a guy who really knows how to handle a car; most people just understeer into a fence when they try.

Why It's Stupid: You'll need to disable your ABS, probably with a screwdriver and some wire cutters. Light poles almost always win in melee combat with cars.