Holy shit, Steve Francis, say it ain't so. Say. It. Ain't. So. Rapping, son? Rapping? And, hold up: Rapping on a label called Mazerati Music? And, filming a music video that looks like some bootleg Murda Inc. circa 2001 shit? Please tell us this is a joke. PLEASE TELL US THIS IS A JOKE!

Sigh. Sadly, it doesn't look like it is. Sorry, Steve. We loved you as a player. But, this shit ain't fresh. Not at all.

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