Texting, tweeting, talking, sexting, we don’t care what you’re doing. Don’t do it while you’re driving. Countless study after countless study says you are likely to get your ass killed. And your girl can wait to hear “how cute she looked today” and how much “you would love to be with her right now” and how she’s your “snuggle baby” or whatever dumb nickname your pussy-whipped ass is being forced to call her. Be a man and get off the damn phone. Bonus: When a chick asks you why you didn't pick up the phone, you can tell her you were ridin’ dirty rather than ridin’ that ass … of her best friend.