Team(s): Orlando Magic
Years: 2004 - present

How can one of the NBA's most solid current players, a guy that's won three Defensive Player of the Year awards, and a dunk contest (for crying out loud) be "boring?" By being as dominant as Howard so often is. Simply put, he looks like he's a 15-year-old playing with the under 12s a lot of the time. If he ever develops (or needs to) any semblance of a perimeter game, he'd instantly vault to the top of the Most Exciting list. Or if we changed the criteria to include off-court fuckery.