We thought the news of a man getting a DUI for recklessly driving a zamboni at a kids hockey game was hilarious enough. That was before video surfaced with commentary from one of the witty little 12-year-old players that was watching it all go down. He was not at all pleased with the unsatisfactory work. 

"Look at him miss that. You're serious. He doesn't even notice," Cullen Beck from Apple Valley said. "... Are you kidding me? We're supposed to go on that? ... I hope he realizes that he sucks. He hasn't even gotten the sides yet." 

Watching him come to what he thought was a close, he hit him with one more jab. "This is the last lap," he said. "Oh, now he's gonna fix it, huh? Oh, good job. What kind of turn is that?" If that doesn't put a smile on your face, we don't know what to tell you. 

[via Off The Bench]

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