Game: 1990 National Championship
Date: 4/2/1990
Teams: UNLV Runnin' Rebels vs. Duke Blue Devils
Everybody gets diarhhea. And part of the exquisite joy of diarhhea is that it usually visits unannounced. So it's not Bobby Hurley's fault that he got a nasty case of the ol' quicksteps in the 1990 national championship game (and it's not his fault that he had a face that looked like he had the shits all the time). But when you get the runs on national TV, while your team is getting run over by the Runnin' Rebels, well, we've just got to call fail on you, pal. Sorry. Now, make sure you stay hydrated and please, please, please, wash your hands thoroughly.