2. Roberto Baggio

Lifespan: 1990-present
Reminds Us Of: Jet Li in Lethal Weapon 4.

While the Italian star showed horrible hair sense from the very beginning of his storied career, his rattail did not reach its glorious full potential until the mid-1990s. If he had a better haircut, would he have made the penalty kick that cost his country the 1994 World Cup?