3. Bobby Charlton

Lifespan: 1966-1976
Reminds us of: Crazy Donald Trump. Well, crazier Donald Trump.

The Manchester United and England star was too busy scoring goals to worry about his hair. It was just a couple brush strokes and go, go Sir Bobby for the working class star. (It should be noted that he currently looks very respectable as a 73-year-old bald man.)