17. Bacary Sagna

Lifespan: 2006-present
Reminds Us Of: Braided straw.

Could the Arsenal defender be hoping attackers get distracted? If that's the case, maybe he has an excuse. If not, wow. We're not sure what is more amazing: The hairstyle itself or the fact that his ridiculously hot wife, Ludivine, lets him in the house.

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