Soccer players, adored by millions, can get away with plenty. We're not talking about the cheating, the drinking, and the general fuckery; we're referring to the hideous 'dos on the top of their heads. Soccer players make some of the worst hair-cutting decisions we could imagine (and many we couldn't dream up in our worst nightmares). From 'dos sported by "pretty boys" (II) like Cristiano Ronaldo and David Beckham to eccentric players like Taribo West and Brek Shea, here are the 25 Worst Haircuts in Soccer History.

Written by Noah Davis