3. Bill Buckner

Sport: Baseball
Bill Buckner's chest hair climbs towards his face like ivy on a brick chimney. His hair flares out of the back of his hat, and his mustache explodes from his nostrils like a push-broom above his lip. But his most egregious act of grooming defiance comes from that sweat catcher on his forehead. Hair seeps out of Buckner's skin as though his body were a man sponge being wrung dry. Pause.