Sadly, none of us won the Mega Millions (unless you're from Kansas, Illinois, or Maryland) and neither did your favorite people on this list. ESPN's Jemele Hill shared what she would do if she won the jackpot and to be honest, it's a damn good plan. Jose Canseco's up to his usual ways; failing at life one tweet at a time. He killed Al Gore before Twitter did, how dare he? Jay Bilas proves once again why he invented Trill and has mastered it better than anyone else. So, while you sit home depressed about all the lotto tickets you bought check out the 10 Most Ridiculous Sports Tweets of the Week.