Twitter is a strange place. Where else can Jose Canseco call out Shaq and actually get results? Supposedly the two will be fighting each other MMA-style for charity and for our viewing pleasure. Twitter is also the only place folks like Yahoo Sports writer Adrian Wojnarowski can break news about Mike D'Antoni resigning and Colorado St. coach Tim Miles can make a fool of himself. So, before you get shit-faced on this glorious day, be sure to peep the 10 Most Ridiculous Sports Tweets of the Week.