7. Forever Young

Date: 3/13/2012
This was just the start of another classic example of Canseco's Twitter clinic. He followed that up by asking, "Why do people in colder climates live 20% longer than warmer climates?" As he explained, cells slow down when cooler and learn to survive tough conditions. He suggests that, because we sleep for 35% of our lives, we should sleep in cryogenic chambers. If he ever gets his hands on one, we will make it our personal responsibility to destroy it. We don't need him living any longer than he should. #thehaterunsdeep