9. The "Chandeleer" Swap
If you follow Jose Canseco long enough on Twitter, you will realize that dude has an intense love for chandeliers (and constantly misspelling it). Here, Canseco actually thinks that a light company would be down to trade signed equipment for a chandelier? FOH, fam. Sounds like this isn't the first time Jose's tried to hawk some memorabilia for crystals. Yes, we mean that kind.