9. The "Chandeleer" Swap

Date: 6/16/2011
If you follow Jose Canseco long enough on Twitter, you will realize that dude has an intense love for chandeliers (and constantly misspelling it). Here, Canseco actually thinks that a light company would be down to trade signed equipment for a chandelier? FOH, fam. Sounds like this isn't the first time Jose's tried to hawk some memorabilia for crystals. Yes, we mean that kind.