We have no idea what she looks like, but we're in love with San Antonio resident Crsytal Dennison. Reason being: She recently allowed her husband John Paul Dennison—who she met a few years ago when they both worked at a restaurant inside the AT&T Center—to name their newborn identical twins after a couple of Spurs players. The names they chose? Duncan and Parker.

"We know that the Lord brought us together," John Paul said, "but he used the Spurs to do it. It kind of started off as a joke. We said it at lunch one day and everybody laughed. And then we got to thinking that we really actually liked the names a whole lot. They're really cool names."

Yes, they are. Not saying that we're huge Spurs fans—in fact, we think they're just about the most boring basketball team ever—but anytime a chick indulges her man's love of sports, it warms our heart. Best of luck to the new parents.

[via The Post Game]

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