Linda Holliday

Wifey of: Bill Belichick, New England Patriots
Coming home to a hot blonde would make us more humorous at pressers, too. Belichick's laid-back demeanor during Media Day can be directly correlated to Linda and those midgets she's smuggling. The two have been linked as far back as Super Bowl XLII in 2008, which led many Patriots fans to believe she's bad luck. FOH. Side bar: We're praying the production crew at NBC is aware of Miss Holliday and gives viewers two more reasons to pay attention during the big game.