Our favorite part of this video that was created as an application for the 2012 MLB Fan Cave? This guy does a great job of selling himself as a true baseball fan. And then at the end of the video, with only about five seconds left, he basically says, "Oh, and by the way, I also have all 32 MLB mascots tattooed on my body. So, yeah. Thanks. Hope you consider me for the Fan Cave!"

Dude...How do you not lead with that? Hahahahaha. We don't care what anyone else says. You've definitely got our vote.

[via Off The Bench]

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