10. Loss Potion No. 9

Super Bowl: XXVII (1993)
Final Score: Cowboys 52, Bills 17
Date: 1/31/1993

Offense sells tickets, defense wins championships, and nine turnovers will get your ass seriously embarrassed in the Super Bowl? The Buffalo Bills threw four picks between two quarterbacks, and lost five fumbles. Yeah, nine turnovers. Which is, not surprisingly, a Super Bowl record.