25. This Is Why Francis Scott Key Hates Football

Super Bowl: XLV (2011)
Final Score: Packers 31, Steelers 25
Date: 2/6/2011

What in Super Bowl Hell is this? Only watch if you are an unpatriotic soul or if you want to be extremely disappointed. How do you win four Grammys but you botch the national anthem? That's like Aunt Jemima fucking up some pancakes?