34. Eugene Robinson's "Mental" Lapse

Super Bowl: XXXIII (1999)
Final Score: Broncos 34, Falcons 19
Date: 1/31/1999

How do you celebrate winning the Bart Starr Award given by the Christian organization, Athletes in Action? You get arrested by an undercover female cop for offering her $40 bucks for some head the same day you received the award and the day before the Super Bowl. You then cap it off by letting John Elway throw a bomb over your head for a touchdown, and let Terrell Davis run you over. Athletes in Action, indeed!