25. A Beater

Base Price: $750
Road-trip-friendly Features: Cheapness, don't really care about it
Mpg (city/highway): Bad
Number Of Cup Holders: 1.5 (unbroken ones)
Cubic Feet Of Cargo Capacity: negligible
Complex Says: Why put all those miles on a nice new car when you could run a crappy old one into the ground? Hope you have a AAA card.