A year ago you'd have been laughed out of the bar for trying to make this argument. And we can't lie: It's still a tough sell. But we've done some analysis, both statistical and armchair, and feel like we can make a convincing case that Eli Manning is in fact better than his brother Peyton (just like Peyton himself says). That's right, Elisha, with his pout, his two-time league leading interception totals, and his drunk ass, is actually better than his brother, who's thrown for 31+ miles (that's nearly 55K yards if you can't do the math in your head), been in more commercials than Ronald McDonald, and brought a Super Bowl to Indiana (you can thank him later Jim Irsay). Yup, that's what we're saying. Read on and find out why.