Okay, so now we've seen it all with regards to Jeremy Lin. Earlier today, famed psychosexual therapist Dr. Ruth took to her Twitter account to give her take on Lin (clearly, everyone has a take on this guy!) and she took a slightly different approach than, say, Skip Bayless or Stephen A. Smith. Yep, that's right. Rather than evaluate his game or his effect on New York City, she came up with a sexual position inspired by Linsansity. Here goes:
For those missing out on Lin-sation because of TW-MSG no-deal, I propose you do your own scoring while Knicks are playing.— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) February 16, 2012
What might a good Lin position be? Pick and roll, where you turn over while together so he starts out on top and you switch places.— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) February 16, 2012
Back door play? You can figure that one out.— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) February 16, 2012
Just remember there's no 24 second clock in your bedroom so I don't want you guys stopping and popping too quickly now.— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) February 16, 2012
We're not sure what to say here. Just let that sink in and then...yeah. This is getting a little out of control, folks.
[via Jimmy Traina]
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