10. Jim Schwartz Prefers a Fist Bump

Week: 6, 10/16/2011
Two teams that haven't seen success in several years become contenders and this type of fuckery happens. Jim Harbaugh's Niners got the victory and the SF head coach decided to put a little extra enthusiasm into the post-game handshake. Lions head coach Jim Schwartz didn't take kindly to this and was ready to settle things right then and there on the field. Fellas, everybody knows that handjobs shakes are nothing to get this excited about. Lord only knows what will happen if they meet again in the playoffs.