East Small Foward

Luol Deng, Chicago Bulls
Statistics: 15.4 PPG, 7.3 RPG

Let's get one thing straight: The Chicago Bulls wouldn't be nearly as good without Luol Deng. Though he's dealt with some injuries in the past, he is always a sure source of scoring, a great defender, and has a history of producing in the clutch. This nomination actually isn't a joke; he deserves a spot.