14. Pro: Utility

Complex Says: What's that, you say? That printer won't fit in your under-seat storage compartment? Strap it to the back with bungees. Experiment with bigger and more hilarious things, like giant packs of toilet paper. Then take lots of photos to share with your friends on Facebook and Twitter. Your opportunities for comic genius are only limited by your imagination. Everything's funnier when it's strapped to the back of a Vespa. (Note: we at Complex do not recommend strapping live animals to the backseat. Unless you're talking about your little brother.)