29. Detroit Pistons

Record: 4 - 17
Last Week's Rank: 25
Last Week's Results: L @ Oklahoma City 79-99, (Mon); L vs. Miami 98-101, (Wed); L vs. Atlanta 101-107, (Fri); L @ 76ers 74-95, (Sat)
This Week: @ Milwaukee, Monday (1/30); @ New York, Tuesday (1/31); @ New Jersey, Wednesday (2/1); vs. Milwaukee, Friday (2/3); vs. New Orleans, Saturday (2/4)

Four up, four down. No, really. Four games were on the schedule this week and the Pistons managed to lose all four of them. Amazingly, they took the Heat down to the wire and took the Hawks to overtime before falling short. But you know that you're having a bad season when two things that you ALMOST did were the highlights of your week. And we've got some more bad news, too, Pistons fans: This week your team has five opportunities to lose. Things continue to look down in the D.—Chris Yuscavage