9. Matt Jones
Team(s): Jacksonville Jaguars, Cincinnati Bengals
Years: 2005 - 2010
Jones once slept through a tornado as a teenager in Arkansas. He also slept through his NFL career. If we told you there was a white 6'6" 237 pound NFL wide receiver who ran a 4.37 40 yard dash you'd want to call him Superman. Once you realize these attributes belong to Jones you can simply call him Slothfulman.