6. Tony Allen
Even though his tweets make as much sense as his handle, Tony Allen still gets his point across. Well, kinda. From his, uh, unique perspective on airport security ("Quit sweating security in (atl) u play how you pay!! Skip a dress code the lord say come as is!! Why not a club") to gripes over car wash prices ("This man!! Wanna buFF and wax! ! Naw killa!!! I want a 16 dollar car wash not a 60 dollar!! Clean the inside and I'm up!!") Allen's musings have turned him into a legend on Twitter. Plus, how many athletes you know have fans reading their posts as if they were poetic works of art?