12. Jemele Hill
Twitter crush? Absolutely. Not only is Jemele funny, she's also the most serious journalist on this list (granted she's only beating out Shaq, Bayless, and Bilas). On top of that, she's not afraid to take shots at corporate sacred cows. So let's see: funny, cute, can talk shit and debate your ass into a corner at the same time. Oh, and she knows hip-hop. Heart be still...