2. The Trail Blazers Draft Sam Bowie
Dumbass Move By: The Portland Trail Blazers
If the Trail Blazers had access to a time machine, the first thing they would do is travel back to the 1984 NBA Draft and make the right choice. When Portland had the second overall pick that year, they went with Kentucky forward Sam Bowie instead of that North Carolina guard, Michael Jordan. We won't insult your intelligence by giving you a summary of how Bowie's career panned out compared to MJ.