15. Galácticos

Dumbass Moves By: Florentino Perez
: 2000-2007
On paper, Florentino Perez's Galácticos plan, which consisted of adding one superstar soccer player every year, seemed like a genius idea. But then again, there wasn't enough paper in the world to make this scheme work without it having some flaws. Because after a while, the Real Madrid general manager started putting the club in some deep debt that they would have trouble getting out of. We're pretty sure that Perez knew nothing about the phrase "taking a look at the books."