41. Super Cool Beas Is on His FTW

Who: Michael Beasley, Miami Heat
Offending Tweet: @GorillaBeas: "Y do I feel like the whole world is against me!!!!!!! Back on my FTW!!!!! I can't win for losin!!!!!!!!!! ... Feelin like it's not worth livin!!!!!!! I'm done ... not feelin this at all!!!!!"
Date: 8/22/2009
Consequence: Deleted account; entered rehab

At the time there was speculation this was Michael Beasley's suicide note tweet, but on closer inspection it's just another piece of athlete "I'm rich and misunderstood, why can't I get away with everything" self pity. Which makes it a fail, and not a tragedy, fortunately.