55. The Real Life Kenny Powers

Who: Jose Canseco, Retired Baseball Player
Offending Tweet: @JoseCanseco: "Lake house has no chandeleers and I need some. Any light company want to trade 2 or 3 for signed bat or any game worn piece of equipment."
Date: 6/16/2011
Consequence: Embarrassed

We could see a signed bat for one chandelier. But two or three? You're gonna have to record our outgoing voicemail message for that Jose. (S/o to @Breterbie for the Kenny Powers line.)