72. Dwight Howard Gets Gassed

Who: Dwight Howard, Orlando Magic
Offending Tweet: @DwightHoward: "Omg I need help. Lol. I have to much gas lol. I been rippin all day. Even in the game tonight. I know it's tmi but. I need something lol"
Date: 3/21/2011
Consequence: Gift basket of Beano from teammates

Well, this explains why Howard's always open in the paint.